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One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?
What instrument can make any sound and be heart, but not touched or seen?
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?