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What comes in many different sizes but is always only 1 foot long?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?
What is an army man's favorite month?
What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?