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In the forest, this blends in just right, but every December it is covered with lights. What is it?
Sometimes black, sometimes white, I have veins but no blood
Sometimes I am loud. And viewed with distaste. Poke out my 'eye', then I'm on the front of your face.
The weapon of choice to create the biggest shock.
The barber of New York shave all men in New York. No man living in New York is allowed to shave himself. The barber of Nee York lives in New York. Who shaves the barber ?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?