Answer:
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
What measures out time until in time all is smashed to it?
Of no use to one, Bliss to two. Men lie for it. The baby’s right,
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
I'm the source of all emotion, but I'm caged in a white prison.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?