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This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face.
Look into my face and I'm everybody. Scratch my back and I'm nobody.
A man went to a place on thursday on his horse, he came back 3 days later on thursday how is this possible?
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
It is an arctic double breasted formal wear.
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail