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Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble, Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
I have a title and many pages I am a genteel of genteel descent I am a killer veteran of war I am a slave to my lord Pledged to his service.
What has a spot and is very bright, is sometimes, red, white, blue, yellow or green and is often blinding.
What can be seen but never found that only hides in the unwound?
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?