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A man shot two arrows at its center and missed both times, but using a sword swung once at its center and hit it twice.
You are having a bad day if 12 peers deem you to be this
Fatherless and motherless. Born without sin, roared when it came into the world. And never spoke again.
What is full of holes but still holds water
Long legs, crooked thighs, little head, and no eyes.
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating. What am I?