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What is long and slim, works in light. Has but one eye, and an awful bite?
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?
If you happen to wear one of these warm garments around, you might get doused in red paint.
What has a mouth but can't chew?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
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What am I?