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When is a car not a car?
What do you call a French person who has golden yellow skin?
What starts with a "T", ends with a "T", and has T in it?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Why couldn’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
I'm the source of all emotion but I'm caged in a white prison.