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John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover, one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.
The moon is my father. The sea is my mother. I have a million brothers. I die when I reach land.
I'm white, I'm round, but not always around. Sometimes you see me, sometimes you don't.
I count time, but have no end. Tick tick, but I am not a clock. What am I?
My days are numbered. What am I?