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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
The moon is my father. The sea is my mother. I have a million brothers. I die when I reach land.
Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
When the horse strokes the cat, the wood begins to sing.
Fatherless and motherless. Born without sin, roared when it came into the world. And never spoke again.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?