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You are participating in the swimming finals at the Olympics. In the final few seconds of the race you narrowly pass the swimmer who was in third place. What place did you get?
An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. How can he tell they are Adam and Eve?
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
A claustrophobic person gets on a train. The train enters a tunnel just as it is leaving the station. Where is the best place for him to sit?
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads on them, And the mouth tastes them. What are they?