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A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
How do you discover something that does not exist?
A young woman is attending her mother's funeral. While there, she meets a man she has never seen before and falls in love immediately. After the funeral she tries to find him but cannot. Several days later she kills her sister. Why?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
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