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If a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
10 fish are in a tank. 2 Drown, 4 Swim away, and 3 Die. How many are left?
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?