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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
What holds names and memories which are not its own?
Twigs and spheres and poles and plates. Join and bind to reason make.
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?