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All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard.
Walk on the living, they donโt even mumble, Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.
Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, โI will have H2O too.โ The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
I am owned by Old McDonald.