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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
What goes in, but never through? I've got some and so do you. We might lend one, or even two, but only if our trust is true.
They can float and tickle, but their sound is rarely heard unless you're a pillow or bird. What are they?
In the forest, this blends in just right, but every December it is covered with lights. What is it?
If you're stealing honey, be prepared to receive vengeance in this form.
People take me on walks and I run and have fun. What am I?