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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
I am a nut with a hole
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see. What am I?
I wiggle and cannot see; sometimes underground and sometimes on a tree. I really don't want to be on a hook and I become a person when combined with βbookβ.
I flow from the Homerβs mouth when he sees doughnuts.