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I am black of eye and bright of hair. I fast into the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. What am I?
Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here. What am I?
I have hands but cannot clap. What am I?
I am a table you can eat. What am I?
Forward I am heavy backward I am not. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?