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I have hundreds of ears but cannot hear a thing. What am I?
It's in your hand though you can not feel it. Only you and time can reveal it.
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?