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Why do French people like to eat snails?
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What becomes too young the longer it exists?
How did the computer get drunk?
What is always coming but never arrives?