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I'm a god. I'm a planet. I measure heat.
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
What has a bell but isn't a church. Is full of air but is not a balloon?
Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.
Late afternoons I often bathe. I'll soak in water piping hot. My essence goes through. My see through clothes. Used up am I - I've gone to pot.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?