Answer:
People like this usually live in rural areas, unless they are lucky enough to strike oil and move to Beverly Hills.
What relies on columns but isn't a house, and asks for help but can't speak itself?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
I am the fountain from which no one can drink. For many I am considered a necessary link. Like gold to all I am sought for, but my continued death brings wealth for all to want more.
It flies when it's on and floats coming off.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?