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The older they are the less wrinkles they have.
Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.
Long legs, crooked thighs, little head, and no eyes.
What has to be broken before it can be used?
What does a WW1 Trench, A Submarine and a Popular Phone App all have in common?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?