Answer:
My second is performed by my first, and it is thought a thief by the marks of my whole might be caught.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Man walks over, and man swims under. In times of war, it can be burned asunder. What is it?
Men have one, women two, and when they become family, it’s three. What is it?
Come up and let us go. Go down and here we stay.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?