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When can someone truthfully tell someone โwell doneโ but think they did a bad job?
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies wonโt rot!
What is long and slim, works in light. Has but one eye, and an awful bite?
If eleven plus two equals one, what is nine plus five equal to?
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month.
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.