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I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
I am as hard as metal, yet as flimsy as glass. I shine like a star, yet I am only a rock. What am I?
I can wake you up in the morning but I require no electricity or winding.
I am the signature stroll of ducks and penguins
I shoot but never kills
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?