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My tail is long my coat is brown I like the country I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed And I come out to play when you are in bed.
I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking.
I am natureβs way of applauding lightning.
I give light by night, but not by day. I am wicked but not evil in any way. Wax for the most but always wane; except when I'm out, I stay the same. What am I?
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?