Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I canβt go left I canβt go right. I am forever stuck in a building over three stories high.
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. What am I?
The more holes you cover the lower I go.
Two bodies have I, though both joined in one. The more I stand still the faster I run. What am I?
The warmer I am the fresher I am.