Answer:
Black and scary, small and hairy. In the night you hear it preach, Through its noisy high pitched screech.
What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?
This noble creature has the embarrassing inability to get up once it's been flipped onto its back.
What screams when put in a pot of boiling water?
I grunt and have a curly tail. People say I'm dirty but I'm actually very clean. What am I?
I love spinach.