Answer:
I have legs but seldom walkอพ I backbite many but never talkอพ I seek places that can hide me because those that feed me cannot abide me
I have a tail. I can fly. I'm covered in colorful feathers. I can whistle and I can talk
What has four paws nine lives And are lazy
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many more behind.
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?