Answer:
What spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
I am black and white with a fishy diet. I cannot fly but I'm an excellent swimmer. What am I?
The signature stroll of ducks and penguins.
What is common to eat before it's born and after it's dead?
A spent round or a slimy critter.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?