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How does a computer get drunk?
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
I’m white perfect for gridding animals use me as a tool
I’m hard as a rock and as light as a feather. I’m passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.