Answer:
It is the time in your life when you simultaneously know everything and nothing at an instance.
Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
People take me on walks and I run and have fun. What am I?