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You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off. What color are the bus drivers eyes?
Lifeless eyes on my smiling face and watch your child's sleeping place. In their dreams they hold me tight. Who am I?
Even the oldest ones can be described as current, but a little mainstream.
What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself
This monkey food makes people slip and fall in cartoons.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?