Answer:
Even the oldest ones can be described as current, but a little mainstream.
There are two fathers and two sons. They walk into a candy store and each buys a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible?
What divides by uniting and by dividing?
Cows do this to salt and humans do it to ice cream.
Feared on the playground, he steals your lunch money and distributes wedgies
What is it that makes tears without sorrow. And takes its journey to heaven?