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What can an elephant and a shrimp both be?
This monkey food makes people slip and fall in cartoons.
One time every year, there is a very special day. Little have the same, everyone party a different way.
There are two fathers and two sons. They walk into a candy store and each buys a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible?
Cows do this to salt and humans do it to ice cream.
I always murmur but never talk. Always run but never walk. I have a bed but never sleep, have a mouth but never speak. What am I?