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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike, and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Who is the smartest animal in the room?
What goes around the wood but never goes into the wood?
I have roots nobody sees. I am taller than trees. Up, up I go but I never grow. What am I?
In prison I'll be found. But I would never go to court Unless there's more than one
As round as an apple. As deep as a cup. All the king's horses can't pull it up.