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Where I am there is no south, west, nor east, and weather is not fit for man or beast. What am I?
What language does a billboard speak?
I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?
Open me, and you can't see me without a mirror. Close me and you can't see me at all. What am I?
I'm sometimes white but most often I'm black. I take you there but never bring you back.
How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?