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No matter how much rain gets on me, I won't get any wetter. What am I?
You seek me out when your hunger's ripe. I sit on four legs and smoke a pipe.
I am full of holes but still hold water. What am I?
I am heavy forward but backward I'm not.
I am a chair that can move. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?