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There is one in every corner and two in every room.
I make a living following the wealthy and beautiful.
The last woman on Earth received a phone call. Who was the caller?
Used left or right I get to travel over cobblestone or gravel. Used up I vie for sweet success used down I cause men great duress.
I am in truth a yellow fork from tables in the sky by inadvertent fingers dropped the awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed and never quite concealed the apparatus of the dark to ignorance revealed.
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.