Answer:
Though I am only two words I have thousands of letters in me
I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. What am I?
I can be hairy and itchy all over. I hang on a stick. I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen. I stand in the middle of nowhere.
I make a loud noise when changing jacket. I become bigger and delicious.
I am there when you sit, but gone when you stand. What am I?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?