Answer:
If you drop me I'm sure to crack. But give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
I suck.
Weight in my belly, trees on my back, nails in my ribs, feet I do lack. What am I?
What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
With a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone as skin long I stood. What am I?
I flow from the Homerβs mouth when he sees doughnuts.