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I ask no questions but receive a lot of answers. What am I?
I have a little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard. Amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. What am I?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?