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I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet never thrown. What am I?
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but wasn't stopped by police. Why?
I am two-faced but bear only one. I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me. Kings leave their imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away yet lust for me keeps me locked away.
I had a bright start, but I couldn't take the pressure. I consume everything, yet I don't eat anything. What am I?
I have fangs and enjoy piecing holes with a single bite.
I flow from the Homerβs mouth when he sees doughnuts.