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The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many more behind.
Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
In the fields a frightful thing. Watch it and you will find, it has a pitchfork in the front, and a broom back behind.
This noble creature has the embarrassing inability to get up once it's been flipped onto its back.
According to the ads, this is the favorite beverage of friendly polar bears.
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?