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He's big, old and fluffy, And looking rather scruffy. He always needs a shave. It's best to just avoid him, And leave him in his cave
What spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
They are producers of pies and burgers and are great for tipping.
It is a big and bulky mammal, And has a trunk just like a tree. Will store water in its nose, Which is long and like a hose.
Holding two swords and eight spears. Dressed in a cow-leather tunic. He peeks through a hole in the door.
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?