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What kind of dog keeps the best time?
I'm a red creature from the sea with large claws, or pincers, and I'm often boiled and served as an expensive dish at seafood restaurants.
With four oars it swims but it is always at home. Its back is like armor, tougher than chrome. What is it?
I am black and white with a fishy diet. I cannot fly but I'm an excellent swimmer. What am I?
I grunt and have a curly tail. People say I'm dirty but I'm actually very clean. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?