Answer:
He is not the skinniest of felines.
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
A colourful bird that talks
I am a rodent that people sometimes keep as pets. I love cheese and have a long tail. What am I?
To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?