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I'm a long curved fruit that grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.
It weighs next to nothing but no one can hold it for long. What is it?
If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax
Can you think of a crime that is punishable if attempted but not punishable if actually committed?
What is it that you must give before you can keep it
I tell people to be careful when handling boxes.