Answer:
There is one in every corner and two in every room.
What ship has no captain but two mates?
If you need a night out, call one of these over to take the little ones off your hands for a while.
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Hot tempered and sometimes it blows its top, making a mess of everything.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?