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Sharp and long, flag of the world. What is it?
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
They can be harbored, but few hold water. You can nurse them, but only by holding them against someone else. You can carry them, but not with your arms. You can bury them, but not in the earth.
I don't think or eat or slumber. Or move around or fear thunder. Just like you I look the same but I can't harm you or be your bane.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
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Animal
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Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?