Answer:
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
A device for finding furniture in the dark.
You throw me out when you want to use me and you take me in when you don't want to use me. Who am I?
It's anything but amusing when this body part gets hit.
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?