Answer:
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
I'm a red creature from the sea with large claws, or pincers, and I'm often boiled and served as an expensive dish at seafood restaurants.
I am a rodent that people sometimes keep as pets. I love cheese and have a long tail. What am I?
You're gonna need a bigger boat to go after one of these toothy hunters.
What is sacred, holy, female, and noisy?
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.