Answer:
What spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
I say hoot and I'm wise. I sleep during the day and hunt at night. What am I?
I have a shell and move very slowly but I don't live in the sea. What am I?
How a big, hibernating mammal would show affection.
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.